The Duke Of Bosnia

I've been feeling pretty tired after the exhaustion of Tuesday night. So when I saw this story this morning I thought I'd fallen asleep for 17 days and woken up on April 1st.

The long and the short of this story is that the Duke is interested in getting a Bosnia-Herzegovina call-up. He already qualifies for Jamaica, The Dominican Republic and England, but obviously feels his skills are not good enough for the former and too good for the later (is that right?)

Anyhow, being married to a Bosnian, Ellington believes he may qualify to play for the national side. In a statement to Bosnian television he also said "I went there last summer".

Well that's alright then.

Presumably then, following their recent training trip, most of the Watford Squad are hoping to turn out for the United Arab Emirates in this summer's World Cup Qualifiers.